There was a man called Sarah Michael Jenny Bumface, he went to space on a flying horse dog to visit his chiropractor. Whilst there he bought a meteor to give back to the community. Suddenly an evil doctor who stole the prince’s pet Charmander announced he would return it if Sarah battled an ogre that rode a fire breathing bunny. Sarah agreed and faced off with the ogre who was all sad and stuff. It just wanted to befriend the prince by borrowing his pet. He picked Sarah up and then realised Sarah was male. He didn’t care and flew them to the Colosseum for tea and biscuits with the king. Everyone then danced like Dan in a club when he’s had too much rum. The evil doctor was mad because his trusty co-thief ogre had denounced evil to join Sarah in returning the Charmander. The evil doctor called his fire breathing bunny to battle. The ogre killed it using Sarah’s meteor. The doctor fled and became a bee keeper after returning the Charmander. The prince declared a party for Sarah and the ogre. They invited the whole kingdom and they lived happily ever after.